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Dating News - April Fool’s Issue: Under the covers: Navigating GW’s sex scene…or lack thereof (The GW Hatchet)

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

I should have known something was wrong when Samson stopped in the middle of introducing himself to refer to Neil Strauss’s book, “The Game. I was wondering if I could get your number,” Samson read from his book. Samson looked like the type of guy who had spent many a night next to his Lonely Man Hand Lotion and a sticky sock. Samson looked up from his book, but only to laugh at my ignorance. In three months, I transformed myself from a socially retarded child to a confident, charismatic man and now I’m the king of GW dating,” Samson said. I asked Samson, “If you made up all of these terms, why do you need to be reading them from Neil Strauss’s book? read more

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